2013 in review

Posted: January 3, 2014 in Adventures in PhD Land, Creativity
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The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,100 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 35 trips to carry that many people.

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Looking back to 2004 when I first left for Nashville to attend university, my greatest fear was getting a roommate who would “chop me to pieces after they roofied me, put my body parts into plastic bags, and bury said body parts all over the South”. ¬†This not so irrational fear was an echo of my mother’s fear as a parent sending her precious offspring to school in the United States where 9-11 happened, where Columbine happened, and where VA-Tech would happen. ¬†As televised, the US just seemed to be the most dangerous place to be. ¬†Reports of lax gun laws, mass murders, and drug wars made me look to my home country as a safe haven. ¬†But looking through my Facebook stream this morning which had previously been bombarded by confirmation of the 2013 Boxing Day Junkanoo Parade victors, I’m not so sure anymore.

Just last night, someone, or some people, gunned down a play ground and Junkanoo shack, their unprejudiced bullets hitting 7 people. ¬†That’s right, bullets don’t discriminate, they can harm anyone and anything, unless the shooter has a good aim and an intended target. ¬†But a lot of these punks, yes punks, don’t know how to shoot a gun properly so they spray about 10 people in the process, mostly because they themselves are afraid of the gun’s “recoil”. ¬†So they shoot BLINDLY. ¬†They have no respect for the weapons they wield, or the lives that they take with them. But how in the hell have we gotten to this point? ¬†How has the Bahamas, my little island home, managed to drown itself in this violent gun culture?

FACT: 2013 will go down in Bahamian history, not because of the achievements of it’s people, but because of it’s rate of violent crime per capita. This is not something I am proud of. ¬†So I have to ask, what’s wrong with my country?

A lot of my fellow schoolmates, friends, family members are asking others to stop blaming the government and law enforcement. ¬†I agree, to an extent. ¬†The government now, and governments past have had a hand to play in all of this. But not the hand you think. ¬†As much as we should like to blame the generation Y through generation Abbreviation (they just refuse to spell things out, part of what’s wrong with the world), I have to think that this problem started a long long time ago, probably around the late 70’s, when we (the government) decided that in order to grow economically, we needed to have all the things that other 1st world countries enjoyed. We needed to be consumers, and by consuming, we are able to compete. ¬†But the problem with consuming is that you need to PRODUCE to CONSUME.

Tell you two stories, then I’ll make a point, I promise.

A few years ago, my cousin Nadia and I went to Junkanoo in June in Freeport, Grand Bahama. ¬†We stopped to a local Chicken Shack one (for all my foreign friends, its like fast food, you walk up to a window, order food like chicken and fries, cracked conch, lobster, ect). ¬†While waiting for our food, we sat down cause it was hot and I was feeling lazy. Anyway, not too long after I sat down. Some guy, older cat, probably about 29-32 years old but alcohol, and “that hard knock life” ran him down so he looked to be about 40, started talking to me. ¬†He told me how he could send me to school cause he was so rich, from “running these streets” and tried to give me 50$. ¬†I of course, politely told him “No, thank you, I am already in school, I got ¬†a loan, I worked hard, saved money and my parents help”. ¬†This for some reason pissed him off. ¬†It made me wonder what women were bamboozling this guy into thinking that a 50$ contribution was enough for school. ¬†That couldn’t even buy me a used O-chem text book off of Ebay, but I digress. ¬†He looked at my watch, it was a Guess watch that I bought on sale for maybe 70$, and asked “Das a gucci watch aye?”. ¬†I respond, “No, its a Guess watch. I can’t afford Gucci.” He says: “Well I guess I was just guessing.”

That was actually pretty funny.

But I got up to get my food, and heard him shout, “Well carry ya 2$ outfit then!” I couldn’t help but to inform him that it didn’t even cost me that because I caught the 99 cent sale at Wet Seal. ¬†This pissed him off even more. ¬†I’m not ashamed of cheap outfits. I’m quite frugal.

The point here is that this guy was about 10 or more years older than me, and he thought that money, and luxury goods were somehow a measure of the value of obviously himself, and everyone around him. ¬†At that point I was already too comfortable with myself and who I was to be worried about what I paid for my clothes. ¬†Why? Because your body changes, you get fat, you lose weight, you fill out, or get fit, and your clothes don’t fit or become warn, then you discard them or make something new from them. ¬†This is especially true in this day and age where very few items are handmade, and not manufactured in sweat shops so the quality SUCKS ASS.

Anyways, in general, who you are doesn’t change dramatically unless something dramatic happens. ¬†You normally hold on to a set of ideals your whole life. ¬†But not these people. ¬†They’ve been enticed by a culture of excess. This life of over-consumption where desire and need become confused very easily. ¬†The problem here again though, is that in order to CONSUME, you have to PRODUCE and these people produce by any means necessary, taking a life is a small price to pay for a Lexus, Rolex, or Air Jordans.

My second story is a Facebook story. ¬†Some guy in my feed was ranting about people who only make 150$ ¬†“flossing” like they are “ballers”. ¬† First thing is, I barely made out what this guy was saying because I don’t speak the same English he does. ¬†There were words missing entire syllables but I got the gist of his argument. ¬†Of course, me, being the troublemaker I am, said something a long the lines of ¬†“What does it matter how much money a person makes, as long as it is an honest living?”. ¬†He went off of course about how I needed to learn to read, and they he was saying they need to only celebrate when they “got their paper up” and not a moment before. ¬†I politely un-friended his ass. I don’t want silly people in my stream spewing vitriol to good, hard-working Bahamians, no matter how much money they do or don’t make. You see, I think that a person should be proud of being paid for their work. ¬†A low wage is nothing to be a shamed of if its EARNED wage. ¬†The low wage is a reflection of the employer and the labor laws that govern said employer.

Anyway, point here again is the valuation of the quantity of money versus the quality of the work done to obtain said money. ¬†If this is the kind of pressure being placed on the average human being of average integrity, then imagine the pressure being placed on those people who subscribe to the media’s portrayal of excess and what makes who popular and why. ¬†There are people from good homes with awesome parenting who get tempted by the lifestyle of the rich and famously excessive consumers when they start working high income jobs, in certain financial districts. They start to live way above their means and then Ponzi schemes of Madoff proportions are dreamed up in desperation, or worse greed.

Is this really what we want from people?  Is this really what we expect from them?  What happened to appreciating people for their character and how hard they work, versus what they have?

The valuation of the person over their possessions starts, as most of my classmates and friends would put it, starts at home. ¬†When parents teach their children the difference between need and desire, when they teach them that what you have doesn’t define who you are, when they teach them that things have far more worth when you work for them rather than when you take, appropriate, steal, cheat and lie for them, then this problem of over-consumption might just go away. ¬†Maybe people will start ignoring commercials that tell you “YOU NEED A BENZ” to be respected. ¬†Maybe people will start buying things of quality that were made to last rather than to coerce you into buying the upgrade.

I’m not saying that consuming less, and living more simply will stop violent crime. It can’t. ¬†Even if all is done right, there will still be teen pregnancy, rapists, ¬†and psychopaths. ¬†But maybe if people didn’t feel the need to impress by having lots, they might see the value in education and personal development and these things would occur far less. ¬†Let’s be real, these people aren’t killing for food, water or a roof over their heads. ¬†They’re killing because they think that by having what you’ve worked hard for, they will be someone.

BTW: All the countries that appear to have their shit together agree on one thing, in order to have a productive people, you need an EDUCATED and PHYSICALLY ACTIVE people.

…complaining.

Yes, the holiday season is upon us and while people get amped up on sugar and alcohol preparing to madly rush into department stores, malls, ¬†and grocery stores just ¬†to make this season “bright”, they also take the time out of their “busy” schedules waiting in line or refreshing their browsers to complain. ¬†So, in the spirit of appreciation which is celebrated by who can give the best gift, and the worst, I’ve decided to share some of the things I like and loathe about the holidays each day leading up to New Year’s. ¬†In the spirit of giving, I’ll also provide a reason I should be thankful anyway regardless of my First World issues with the holidays.

Today I’ll start with one of the things I appreciate most about spending the holiday season so close to the Great Lakes.

I ¬†appreciate the change in seasons, from Fall to Winter. ¬†Yeah, I know I hail from tropical climes, but I just like that it gets really cold, and that the leaves change color and then fall and then everything gets all desolate looking. ¬†It actually feels like Christmas is coming and the spirit of celebrating with lots of food and booze is in the air. ¬†Who wouldn’t get excited by the prospect of preventing frostbite with good Brandy or Bourbon?

So what then could possibly be  my First World problem with the holidays?

THAT SPIKE IN MY ELECTRICITY BILL EVEN WHEN I DON’T USE MY HEAT OR AIR CONDITIONING… Thanks Energy People!

While some people would argue that I have a legitimate reason to be peeved about this, there are some people out there who don’t have the luxury of choosing to forgo their heating during the cold months because they’ve had to choose between food or electricity. Yeah, that’s pretty extreme but sobering. ¬†KillJOY :-|. On that note, I’ll just call it a wrap and end post here but do feel free to join in and tell me your joys and pet peeves about The Season.

Happy Holidays!

- Management

all time, in your life!!!

Ok, I’ve just browsed a list of the most influential writers of all time and honestly there were no surprises. ¬†Topping the list was good ole Bill … Shakespeare and honestly, I don’t know ten other people who actually understand his work, or the King James bible for that matter. Another obvious entry was Homer, I don’t know too many people who weren’t forced to read the Iliad and Odyssey. Of course there were some Russians in the mix,¬†Dostoevsky¬†and Tolstoy the kings of long drawn out but beautifully written exposition, thank goodness contemporary literature has saved us at least 6 months of our lives by cutting some of that out. I mean it’s beautiful but ain’t nobody got time for a ten minute¬†description¬†of a chandelier, I’m talking to you Feodor!

There’s also Austen and Melville, ¬†Conrad and Fielding, Browning and Wolf, Shelley squared and Tu Fu… just to name a few, LOL Fu, few, get it??? Ok, that totally was not funny, but I tried. And of course, there’s Wilde and one of my favorite authors( not that I don’t like any of the above cause I do, they’re legends) ¬†– the ultimate, the¬†incomparable, the insane Poe!!! Love that guy!

So what is exactly is the point of this post? This list, is awesome, it really is. There are no authors on it that I haven’t been forced to read and enjoy. ¬†Thing is, I’m a half insane writer myself, so this list for me is adequate, but how about for you?

Who do you think are some of the most influential writers of all time?

 

from quickmeme.com

Sigh…

Since you’re feeling rebellious and came to this post anyway, I will proceed with my post.

Maintaining valued friendships are difficult enough without the added stress of some sort of drama.  I think nothing is more confusing and or stressful than when someone tries to leave the friend zone to cross over into dating territory.  And while this view seems one-sided, its probably equally stressful for both parties.

While some people may welcome this transition, especially if being just friends was never their intention.  However, for those of us who really just wanted to be friends, this sort of situation introduces a whole lot of awkwardness and strain that a friendship may not be able to recover from. So what is the resistant party to this change supposed to do? Let me know, take the poll or just leave a comment

 

… is my short story The Band’s All Here¬†for the low price of $0.99 on Amazon! ¬†Ok, so I know I also said it was the perfect naughty X-mas gift but really it is absolutely perfect for Valentine’s Day (Naughty Nights)! ¬†So, just in case you needed some creative ideas of things to do in that lovely new lace, leather, whip creamed ensemble, check out my short story! Not only would you be getting some (thing) extra special, you’d be helping out a starving graduate student with dreams of Stephen King, Ed Poe and Virginia Wolfe type fame (minus the addictions and mental illness).

TheBandsAllHereFinalAre

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I’m sure just about everyone has seen the YouTube video where this wise young man of about four or five years , tells his mother that he only likes her when she gives him cookies. Why is he so wise? Its because he understands the difference between like and love as he so clearly explains to his mother. But what we can really learn from him, is how we feel about Mondays .

Monday is the day of the week in which we dread its arrival. It ends our 60 hour vacation in which most of it was spent catching up on the sleep we missed during the week. It drags by once it’s here and never wants to leave. In fact we try our best to avoid Monday.

Yet, there are times when we like Monday. And it’s usually when a holiday is involved. We have that extra day to sleep,bs around, or watch tv.

I don’t like Monday today though. There’s two reasons why, but those require lengthy rants of their own.

Last year sometime, I posted that the sourest candy on my sour scale was a Crybaby.

I stand corrected.

Toxic Waste Shockingly Sour Bubble Gum is by far the most sour candy I’ve ever tasted. I should have known with a name like Toxic Waste.

 

Image downloaded from toxicwastecandy.com

 

While this candy will definitely twist your tongue, there is a downfall: ¬†the sour doesn’t last very long.

I don’t even really think that matters considering how sour they are.

The Beauty of Mobile Phones

Posted: February 7, 2013 in Adventures in PhD Land, Humor
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Mobile phones have been criticized heavily in the past few years often being blamed for car accidents, sexting, cancer, exploding gas tanks and whole crap load of other shit people refuse to actually take responsibility for.

Today, I would like to praise the mobile phone for something good. I am currently enrolled in a class called Probability and Statistics. I’m sure the actuarial scientists and statisticians just got really excited by the mere mention of those two terms. However, when I hear or read them, drowsiness sets in. I think under the title of the class there should be something like this:

Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while discussing gamma and beta distribution.

But I digress.

Today, in an attempt to avoid falling asleep, I used my mobile phone to catch up with current news, did you know that Jessica Chastain lost the SAG to J-Law? I also found out that Betty White had a 2nd 90th B-day special. After that, I joined a conspiracy theory group that debates the authenticity of a certain pop star’s posterior. All in all, I think I made the most of my phone today, including organizing my iTunes playlists.

Distraction: the true beauty of a SMART mobile phone.

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